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Jun 30, 2005

intelligent design? 

A sign I saw today at work-

ATTENTION: AD RETRACTION

The June 26th - July 5th ad read
Coca-Cola 12 pck 4 for $10, 5th free
This was a typo. This sale ends 06/30.
We are sorry for the incontinence.

Incontinence? HOW Awesome! I think the sign should read-

ATTENTION: AD RETRACTION

The june 26th - July 5th ad read
Coca-Cola 12 pck 4 for $10, 5th free
This was a typo. The sale ends 06/30.
We are sorry for the uncontrollable urinating.

What the hell? I feel sorry for the hapless albertsons employee who wrote this- what, did they mis-spell Inconvenience SO badly that "Incontinence" popped up as a possibilty? and then, were they BLIND, or did they really think that inconVenience is spelled WITHOUT A V?


Comeon, people.



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Jun 22, 2005

June Nineteenth was my birthday. I think it was one of the best birthdays, ever!

So, the question is- when should I have my party? :)

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a new recipe! 

Tater-Tot casserole

1 lb. Ground beef
½ red or purple onion
between 2 and 10 cloves of garlic :-D
1 small can of cream of celery (campbells)
1 small can of cream of mushroom (campbells)

brown the ground beef and onions in medium saucepan. (if you use garlic, that, too.)

mix the two soups, ground beef, and onions together. Place them in a glass PYREX casserole dish. Or whatever.

Take frozen tater tots and cover the top. Bake in oven for 30 minutes.

Wa-lah!


This dish is one of the BEST I’ve ever had reheated. Holy crap this is gourmet cooking, you guys!

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Jun 6, 2005

to see your smiling face
the sun I would race
a million miles high
whirling through the sky
oh I could die with style
killed by a smile.

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